still so obsessed w the empty gaping hole characters that never actually appear in the story leave like god. you can see the shape of them
40,000 years ago, early humans painted hands on the wall of a cave. This morning, my baby cousin began finger painting. All of recorded history happened between these two paintings of human hands. The Nazca Lines and the Mona Lisa. The first TransAtlantic flight and the first voyage to the Moon. Humanity invented the wheel, the telescope, and the nuclear bomb. We eradicated wild poliovirus types 2 and 3. We discovered radio waves, dinosaurs, and the laws of thermodynamics. Freedom Riders crossed the South. Hippies burned their draft cards. Countless genocides, scientific advancements, migrations, and rebellions. More than a hundred billion humans lived and died between these two paintings—one on a sheet of paper, and one on the inside of a cave. At the dawn of time, ancient humans stretched out their hands. And this morning, a child reached back.
A Timeline of Humanity:
how has NOBODY else made a gif of nimona’s tapetum lucidum yet it made me go insane
the @ symbol by itself with notbing after it makes a noise like a submarine sonar
HA
*dumps this on your face like a cat with the corpse of a mole*
Gonna keep being mentally ill about them methinks
one time i had hiccups for a solid few hours at a wedding i’ve never felt like such a failure
Bride and groom under their breath: “We should kill him, we should fucking kill that hiccup guy”
really funny that every website is in an arms race to make itself as bad as possible and immediately someone makes a firefox extension to fix it
avg day on late Web 2.0